How kinky are you??

[Vincent_Kane*]

KY has a too-heavy gay stigma about it. That's where the Swarfega comes in....a real MAN's lubricant. If you've never come across it, (pun intended), the next time you're anywhere near an auto workshop, nip in and ask one of the mechanics to show you. (I'm pretty sure it must be as widely used in the States as it is here).
It's a bright green, aerated hand-cleansing jelly....a bit like what I would imagine gorilla snot with radiation poisoning to look and feel like. As you clean your motor-oil covered hands with it, though, it turns to a kind of thick, black liquid.

I'm pretty certain that there aren't many who use a Marigold glove in the way I'm thinking of. It was a method thought up by a particularly sexually disturbed guy that I knew some years back. The idea was for the glove to be sealed, air-tight, to the "business end" of a bicycle pump. Strong  rubber bands would then be used to either manipulate or constrict, (depending on whether it was being used by a male or a femele), the movement of the fingers as the pump is worked furiously....! Like I said, he was somewhat "disturbed". Actually, when I think about it, lovely guy that he was.....he was a FUCKIN' WHACKJOB!

[Heather]

I've seen something similar to that Swarfega, I think its called fast orange or something like that, its a gooey orange hand cleaner that we had for the guys because they would have motor oil and grease all over them, back when I used to manage a tow yard. Sounds like it's probably very similar


Maybe your "friend" is the same guy who designed these...

 www.fuckingmachines.com


 (I believe thats the correct website, I can't check since I'm on Matthew's computer right now)

[Vincent_Kane*]

Haha ...yep, that's the correct website....though I'm not sure that "correct" is the best way of describing it.
I guess you really can find anything you want on the internet. Fun for all the family...and most of the workforce, too!

I can't figure out how somebody as sweet and demure as yourself could possibly be aware of such a website.

[PsyBerSLuT]

Hey Heather, I cant believe you only scored 52% when you go to sites like that one.  lol

As for the hand cleaner, you guys and gal are lucky, when I worked in a garage the hand cleaner we had was pink and gritty, not so good for the sensitive areas 

Maybe you need to try the warming gel instead of the KY-Jelly, its made by the same company ands feels a lot better   

[Heather]

The KY warming gel?? It actually kinda burns!! Maybe I'm allergic to it? I'm allergic to some soaps and detergents

Haha ...yep, that's the correct website....though I'm not sure that "correct" is the best way of describing it.
I guess you really can find anything you want on the internet. Fun for all the family...and most of the workforce, too!

I can't figure out how somebody as sweet and demure as yourself could possibly be aware of such a website.

You would be shocked by the things I know

I think I scored a 52% because I was feeling more romantic than kinky that day....pms or something!! LoL

[Ravenous_Beaver]

I got 90%. Wow, the really strange part is this is the only forum where my screen name isn't Phreak.

[Heather]

Heyyyyyy Beaver......I'm liking you more and more everyday!!!   

[]V[ILF]

I think I've found Kane's 'Marigold & Bicycle Pump' engineer friend!
Either that or it's the official vehicle for the British ambassador.



If you look closely, you can see this is ALSO a fucking machine.

p.s. I didn't put the words "THIS IS HOW I ROLL" on the pic, lol.

[]V[ILF]

[Vincent_Kane*]

I've been looking EVERYWHERE for that fuckin' Maglite!

[Vincent_Kane*]